Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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