im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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