Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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