Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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