So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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