I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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