I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
