i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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