yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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