i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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