I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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