ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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