When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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