the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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