Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
