what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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