Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
When are your genitals available?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize