Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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