Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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