ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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