Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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