its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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