Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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