Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
do herpes really smell.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
3 2 1 whiskey
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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