Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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