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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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