guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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