ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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