mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I seem to have left my pride at pride
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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