Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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