Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
