HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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