Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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