The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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