She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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