I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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