Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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