Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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