i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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