Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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