Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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