it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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