Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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