I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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