Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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