Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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