I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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