playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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