Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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