Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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