Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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