Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Terrible idea I love it
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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