another moral hangover. fuck.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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