Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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