dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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