I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
