but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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