True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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