So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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